Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother!
Black Widow: He killed 80 people in 2 days.
Thor: ...He's adopted.
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Expectation: House Party
Reality: Peeing with the door open
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
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